Casandralesabel Karbach

“My real name is Casandralesabel and I really don’t like people. I have three siblings: a cat named Nelly, a cat named Freddy, and a chicken named Shelly. Yes, the chicken comes inside. I don’t let anyone take pictures of me. I’m just too pretty. I also get really annoyed when my mom, Sarah, lets her friends bother me. Like, please just stop touching me! I’m really short so I can’t get on the bed without help. It’s annoying. They could buy some steps. It used to be just me and then my family decided a whole bunch of animals was better. I feel like I was enough to satisfy them, whatever. I typically just lay in bed. I don’t know how Sarah got this picture of me. But, it’s fine. I’m fine.”